January 2010
Sorting Hat →
yerawizardharry:
everythingharrypotter:
The most legitimate sorting hat on the net.
(via tyluhfosho)
I got Slytherin 0.0
GRYFFINDOR!
QI: FACT OF THE DAY
Salmon skin is tougher than cow hide and has a natural elasticity which allows it to spring back into shape, hence its use in the fashion industry as cuir de mer ( ‘sea leather’).
i am officially giving up on revision.
i’ll just fail. it’s fine. there’s always summer resits.
textsfromlastnight:
(661): Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don’t shut up. (1-661): What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was “how”
:’)
“Among other things, you’ll find that you’re not the first person who was ever...”
– J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 24 (via julie911)
RIP
(via quote-book)
fmylife:
Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day of being held accountable for every calorie I ate, I went home to sneak a snack. My boyfriend came over to surprise me, and found me on the couch shoveling left-over Indian food into my mouth. FML
if i carry on with this diet for much longer, this will happen.
i’m on day 10 and i don’t look thin yet. :/
But tell me now, where was my fault in loving you...
- White Blank Page, Mumford & Sons.
“The key word for me (my spleen isn’t really big enough to explode with all the...”
– Stephen Fry (via fuckyeahstephenfry)
fmylife:
Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times he told me “Why it feels good, trust me.” I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence when he then replied with “I’m not gay I swear.” FML
